I never win anything

I hate this picture because it doesn't look like me now. see the pic below for the now me but I digress. I never stinking win anything. yes I know it sounds like I've been eating the bitter butter but it's the truth.  I enter everything and never win.not so much as a sandwich. when I was on Jeopardy...you got it. I lost. stupid rime of the ancient mariner. I so thought I had it sewn up.the category was famous englishmen and being the unapologetic anglophile that I am, I was like it's in the bag. crap no! since then I have noticed that one of the writers has a serious hard on for samuel taylor coleridge  and there are always questions about him and his work. I can't complain too much because there is also a Gator because there are a lot of UF questions too. anyway. I seriously hope my luck changes soon. Not that I hold any ill will toward anyone. I'd just one day like to read you won instead of better luck next time. if that happens, we are having one rocking party!