can't have anymore babies so gimme some puppies

oooohhh I have been wanting a puppy. well puppies. look at those little babies. aren't they sweet? I just love them. I love puppy breath, those sharp ass puppy teeth, their giant puppy feet and their soft puppy fur!!OOOOO. I LOVE EM!
I know they are tons of work but I think a puppy is just what I need to make me happy. give me some direction and something to focus on. and when they grow up they are even more awesome!