Thursday, September 15, 2011
Case in point:
we have a new puppy, Bella a lovely boxer. when we brought her home, I tried to introduce her to the cat. HA! King Kitty wasn't having it. he puffed up and promptly swatted Bella(no claws) and Bella took off. so to fix this, I applied diplomacy. now because my state actors aren't human and don't behave rationally, this is all a big bag of crap but just go with me. I divided the house up. the cat lives in the back, carpeted areas. and the dog gets the wood floor areas. now border crossings are still tricky. they usually happen with distraction of the other party, speedy movements through the doors and sometimes just intimidation. sometimes though there is peaceful co existence, which happens due to the fact of the perceived power of King Kitty by Bella. She thinks the cat will kill her. but the cat has made a fatal diplomatic flaw of underestimating the potential for power by Bella. one day Bella will be about 60 pounds.
anyway, that's how school is. I've apparently gotten some of the concepts. so well that it bleeds over into my life. good thing I'm not studying gun fights or too bad I'm not studying pizza making. I bet somewhere I could study that though